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So we start with photo 1, Sigmund got to ride the wererats' float. He found that they were political protesters, and began to be swayed by their radical views. Sig made plans to meet up later for lunch with his new friends.
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In photo 2, after the Columbus Day parade, Sigmund headed off to meet his new buddies for a power lunch at Tavern on the Green. He cut through the park, only to meet up with some local toughs. Sig made a good showing of his dominant little self and the bullies backed down! |
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In photo 3, Sig power lunches at TotG, with many curious stares and giggles from patrons at nearby tables -how rude! |
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In photo 4, lunch is over; and Sigmund the political radical leaves his lunch date with plans to meet up the very next day for a protest in Brooklyn. Meanwhile, he strolls down Central Park West to Strawberry Fields. Here he stops for a photo with some fellow Lennon lovers. Sigmund just keeps making friends wherever he goes! |
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In photo 5, Still heading downtown, Sigmund makes a new friend at Times Square.
In the g rated version - Sig's new friend is a vice cop who makes a date with him for the next day when she is off duty.
In the r rated version - Sig's new friend is a vice cop who busts sig. Sig meets new friends in prison and they join him in boozing and tagging up in the hood upon his release.
In the x rated version - Sig's girl t'ain't no cop. (ahem) |
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In photo 6, Sig heads off for Chinatown with his lady cop's number in his pocket and goes for dim sum. His table mates teach him to use chop sticks. After much engaging conversation, his new friends decide to take him on a tour of their neighborhood.
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In photo 7, Sig's new friends photograph him at the Buddhist Monastery on Mott St. He meditated, made a donation and was granted a fortune - Excellent luck is ahead for Sigmund! |